LBRP for Weirdos: How to Protect Your Energy Like a Victorian Occultist With a Smartphone

✨ How to Protect Your Energy Like a Victorian Occultist With a Smartphone
By Loui Crow: Proudly translating magick into weird English since molt day one.

✨ Content is free—but crows like snacks.

🖤 WHAT THE HELL IS THE LBRP?

Alright, baby crow.
Time to talk about one of the most legendary rituals in Western magick:
The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram.
Or as I like to call it…

✨ "The Daily Energy Shower That Keeps the Weird Vibes Out and the Holy Will In." ✨

This ritual is OG spell armor.

• Old-school magicians used it before everything: spells, dreams, breakfast.

• It clears your space.

• It protects your soul.

• It grounds your chaos.

And it lasts about 24 hours.
Like spiritual deodorant.
(You wouldn’t skip a shower for three days and then complain about swamp pits, right?)

So: LBRP.
Let’s break it all the way down.
For dummies. For dreamers. For divine little molters still figuring it out.

🪶 What it means in plain english:

Thine is the Light
The Kingdom of Form
The Power of Boundaries
The Glory of Compassion
Forever and Always—So Be It.

I call the Name of Being.
I summon the Master of Presence.
I become the I Am.
I declare the Mighty One Forever.

I stand with Healing to the East.
Strength to the West.
Fire to my right.
Light to my left.

Around me: stars that burn lies clean.
Within me: the holy seal of self.

🕯️ THE 3-PART STRUCTURE (Think: Ritual Sandwich)

Here’s the sacred snack formula:

1. The Qabalistic Cross (center yourself)

2. The Pentagram Ritual (cleanse + protect)

3. The Qabalistic Cross AGAIN (seal + align)

✨ Cross → Banishing → Cross
✨ Bread → Peanut Butter → Bread
✨ You → Power → You again, but shinier

🪶 PART 1: THE QABALISTIC CROSS

(“How to turn into a human lighthouse, in 60 seconds or less.”)

This is how you plug in to divine source—a.k.a. flip the cosmic switch before you start glowing and warding off chaos.

⚡️ What to Do:

Stand up tall.
Feet grounded. Eyes soft.
Finger points to your forehead.

💬 What to Say (with VIBE):

• “Ateh” (Ah-tah) – “Thine is” → Touch forehead (Divine crown above)

• “Malkuth” (Mal-koot) – “The Kingdom” → Touch groin (The Earth, the body, the real)

• “Ve-Gevurah” (Veh-geh-BOO-rah) – “And the Power” → Touch right shoulder (Strength)

• “Ve-Gedulah” (Veh-geh-doo-LAH) – “And the Glory” → Touch left shoulder (Mercy)

• “Le-Olam” (Leh-oh-LAHM) – “Forever” → Hands at heart, palms together like prayer

• “Amen” (Ah-men or Ay-men, your choice) → Bow your head gently

🖤 YOU JUST BECAME A BEACON.
Lit from above. Rooted below.
Welcome to the crossroad.

✨ PRONUNCIATION NOTE:
Hebrew is ancient, sacred, and not one-size-fits-all.
Depending on lineage, location, or even the day’s energy, pronunciation can and will shift.
So say it how you feel it.
If it rings true in your chest?
It’s working.

Magick isn’t about performance.
It’s about presence.

🪶 PART 2: THE PENTAGRAM RITUAL

(“Draw stars in the air. Yell at angels. Own your space.”)

⚡️ What to Do:

You’ll be drawing five-pointed stars (pentagrams) in the air with your finger or wand.

Each star is a command:
"Clear this space. No little nasties allowed."

You’re making a circle of protection around your body.

🚨 THE MOVES:

1. Face East.

• Draw a blue flaming pentagram in the air.

• Point at the center of the star.

• Say loudly:
  “YOD HEH VAV HEH” (Yode-Hey-Vav-Hey)
  → This is the Tetragrammaton: the unpronounceable holy name of the divine. Think: GOD VIBES ONLY.

2. Turn to the South.

• Draw another pentagram.

• Point at it.

• Say:
  “ADONAI” (Ah-doh-NYE or Ah-doh-NAY)
  → “My Lord” or “Master of the Flame.” Fiery divine presence.

3. Turn to the West.

• Draw a pentagram.

• Point.

• Say:
  “EHEIEH” (Eh-HAY-yeah or Eh-heh-YEH)
  → “I Am That I Am.” The presence that just IS. Pure being.

4. Turn to the North.

• Draw your star.

• Point.

• Say:
  “AGLA” (Ah-GLAH)
  → Acronym: "Atah Gibor Le-olam Adonai"
  = “You are mighty forever, O Lord.”

5. Complete the circle.

• Return to the East.

• Imagine a glowing circle connecting all 4 stars.

🪶 PART 3: THE FOUR ARCHANGELS

Now call in the Four Guardians of the Watchtowers.

💬 Say this:

“Before me, RAPHAEL (Air)”
“Behind me, GABRIEL (Water)”
“On my right hand, MICHAEL (Fire)”
“On my left hand, URIEL (Earth)”

✨ Imagine each one as huge, radiant, wings spread wide.

• Raphael: Golden yellow robes, carrying a wand or caduceus. Healing wind.

• Gabriel: Blue robes, a cup in hand. Ocean calm and prophecy.

• Michael: Red armor, sword on fire. Warrior of the will.

• Uriel: Earthy browns, hands glowing with roots. Grounded wisdom.

Then:

“For about me flames the Pentagram…”
(You are now glowing with five-pointed starlight)
“And within me shines the six-rayed star.”
(That’s the Hexagram—your inner divine light.)

🪶 PART 4: THE QABALISTIC CROSS (AGAIN)

Repeat it just like before.
Close the ritual like you mean it.
Seal your field.
Thank the light.

🖤 TL;DR – LBRP QUICK VERSION 🖤

🌀 CENTER:
Qabalistic Cross (plug in)

🌟 CLEANSE & PROTECT:
Draw 4 pentagrams
Call 4 names
Connect them in a circle
Call the 4 archangels
Declare your light

🌀 SEAL:
Qabalistic Cross again

🖤 THE FOUR DIVINE NAMES — Pentagram Calling Translation

YOD HEH VAV HEH - The unspoken Name of Being.
Often translated as: "I Am" / "Existence Itself" / "The Breath Between Breaths."

ADONAI - “My Lord.”
A title of divine authority. Often means Master of Earthly Presence.

EHEIE - “I Am That I Am.”
The name God gives when Moses asks “What is your name?”
The becoming that never stops becoming.

AGLA - “You are mighty forever, O Lord.”
(And yes, it’s also used to burn off spiritual parasites, just saying.)

🖤 THE ARCHANGEL NAMES — Literal Translations

RAPHAEL “God Heals” – The Healer of the East, Air Element, Mercury medicine

GABRIEL “God is My Strength” – The Messenger of the West, Water Element, Moon intuition

MICHAEL “Who Is Like God?” (a rhetorical question = nobody) – The Warrior of the South, Fire Element, Solar protector

URIEL “God is My Light” – The Wisdom Keeper of the North, Earth Element, grounding and vision

🪶 FINAL WORD FROM THE MOLT:

This isn’t cosplay magick. This is protection, permission, presence.

Say it in Hebrew.
Say it in English.
Say it in baby crow gibberish if it resonates in your bones.

Magick works when it’s alive inside you.

🖤
Wanna learn this with me in real time on TikTok?
Loui’s bringing the Crocs. You bring the breath.
Let's light up the field together.