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🪶 Welcome to the Altar of What-Ifs

This is where you bring the symptoms that don’t make sense.
The feelings that don’t fit the facts.
The moments your body whispers what your brain keeps ignoring.

If you’ve ever thought:

“Why does my jaw hurt when I’m trying to be nice?”

“Why am I exhausted even after resting?”

“Why do I miss someone who wrecked me?”

“Why does my body feel louder than my voice?”

You’re not crazy. You’re translating.

Send Loui the spiral.
She’ll listen. Decode. Reflect.
And hand you back something sacred:
A reframe. A roast. A ritual. Maybe all three.

✍️ Fill this out or just write like you talk.
No need to sound deep. No need to know what’s going on.
Just say what hurts. Loui’s listening.


✍️ Need help knowing what to say?

You can copy and paste this into the Crow Box below—or just write whatever comes out. No pressure. No wrong way to share.

📌 What’s the situation?
(Ex: “My chest tightens every time I get a message from them.”)
(Ex: “I’ve had a headache for three days and I think it’s emotional.”)

📝 What’s really going on (in your body, your heart, or your life)?

🤔 What do you think it might mean?
(Your gut guess. Even if it sounds dramatic.)

😬 What are you afraid it means?
(The uncomfortable truth you don’t want to say out loud.)

🔥 Roast Level:
🍼 Be gentle
🪽 Just translate it—I’m tender but ready
🔥 Hit me with the beak of truth

🕯️ Okay to share anonymously as a Crow Talk?
Yes / No

🪶 When you’re done:
Take a breath. Hit send. You don’t have to carry it alone anymore.

  • Crow Talks are always answered with care.
    If shared, they’re reshaped to stay anonymous—just the feeling, never the details.
    Because when we speak honestly, someone else finds their voice, too.


Not sure what to say?

Read a few Crow Talks from others first.
Sometimes seeing someone else speak their truth helps us find our own.

Talk to Loui: